From: "Mary Eugenia"
Date: Thu, 09 Jun 2005 14:16:57 +0400
To: "Willi"
Subject: Hello from Marina
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Ave !
I'm a very young and energetic lady! I have very positive attitude to life
and people. I do enjoy new experience life can offer me: to see new
interesting places, to meet new people.
I do try to enjoy every moment of life and accept everything the way it
comes without complaining.
Though my life seems to be quite enjoyable there's one important thing
missing. It's LOVE!
Without my beloved one, my soul mate, my King my life is not completed.
I wish i coud find him very soon so that we could share together every
momement of the life-time romance!
What about you? Could you be my King? If answer is "yes" - you can find
more about me
http://AqA.lokingforaman.org/
good-bye,
Maria Eugenia
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Ave Mariiiiiiaaaaaa!
I am flattered by your email, and I believe you are in luck! I have always believed that opposites attract. The only example I can think of at this moment in time is Little and Large, but you get the idea. So, hopefully I can introduce myself by showing just how completely unlike you I am!
"I'm a very young and energetic lady!"
I am a very old and lethargic man. I have none of my own teeth, hair or limbs. I am so lazy that I hire an orangutan to pull my eyelids down every few seconds rather than put in the effort of blinking.
"I have very positive attitude to life and people."
I have a very negative attitude to life and people. Life, really, is pointless and you might as well be dead. As for people, I think they're a bunch of monkeyfucking jizzmoppers and I would rather play twister with a naked fatman than talk to any of them.
"I do enjoy new experience life can offer me: to see new interesting
places, to meet new people."
I hate new experiences and find all locations dull and uninteresting. I cannot bear to meet new people. Every time I do something new I wonder why I bothered and have devoted many hours of my spare time to creating a time machine so that I can go back and tell myself not to bother. As for meeting new people, I think that's been covered. These days I carry a lump of wax and a blowtorch with me at all times so that in the event that someone talks to me I can seal their faces up.
"I do try to enjoy every moment of life and accept everything the way it comes without complaining."
I try my best to foul up my life at every possible opportunity. For instance, I had a moderate win on the lottery last year and spent the money on a barrel of scorpions into which I can place my genitalia if I am having a good day.
"Though my life seems to be quite enjoyable there's one important thing missing. It's LOVE!"
Though my life is a pus coated choc ice of despair, I am missing one important thing: hate. I need someone here with me so I can hate them here in my home, rather than having to ride my orangutan to the cemetary so I can abuse some mourners.
"What about you? Could you be my King?"
We're a perfect match! I'll call you!
Hatefully,
Flight Lieutenant Jethro Pastry
2 comments:
Hey, don't knock it, she's a hotty - or a gay guy with fake photos.
I wet myself, quite comprehensively actually.
Yours truthfully.
- Fat Momma Biatch.
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